Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Key Word Searches

So what are you searching for and instead ending up here?

postal creed word
The ‘word’ is shovel your freaking sidewalks when it snows for these poor guys.

hurt rubbing me
pain feels me too.

hamburger helper no milk
Actually, no hamburger either

always scratching my hot, sweaty feet
Hmm, this could be why you’re all alone reading my blog on Valentine’s Day.

glenn close peeing
I’m sure she poops too.

gay enema explosion
This is the 10th time it’s come up on my keyword search. Seriously, why would anyone want to find this?

dirty suzie - condom cube
The sequel to Dirty Diana: Pubics Cube?

daddy second massage
OK so who has the tape recorder in our bedroom? (just teasing)

chrissy ellis
I’m not sure who you are, but you are now fully engrained into my blog.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Mamma said...

Do you think gay enema explosions are more colorful than straight enema explosions? Is that why they're searching for it?

People are so weird...okay just not my kind of weird.

10:13 PM  
Blogger Bacchus said...

Ok so now I have to know. How does one find this out?

4:13 AM  
Blogger Yondalla said...

I get "cute gay lifeguard" a lot.

9:36 AM  
Blogger Yondalla said...

Bacchus:

Many of the free site tracking services will tell you. Google Analyitics, Tracksy, Site Meter, and Stat Counter, will all keep track of at least a certain number of search terms that led people to your site. It is funny.

9:38 AM  

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