Key Word Searches

So what are you searching for and instead ending up here?

postal creed word
The ‘word’ is shovel your freaking sidewalks when it snows for these poor guys.

hurt rubbing me
pain feels me too.

hamburger helper no milk
Actually, no hamburger either

always scratching my hot, sweaty feet
Hmm, this could be why you’re all alone reading my blog on Valentine’s Day.

glenn close peeing
I’m sure she poops too.

gay enema explosion
This is the 10th time it’s come up on my keyword search. Seriously, why would anyone want to find this?

dirty suzie - condom cube
The sequel to Dirty Diana: Pubics Cube?

daddy second massage
OK so who has the tape recorder in our bedroom? (just teasing)

chrissy ellis
I’m not sure who you are, but you are now fully engrained into my blog.

Stat-istics

Once again, the lovely stat counter reports on what you are searching for the most... and then getting connected to my blog.

watching daddy pee

because watching him fart isn't cool enough.

urinate standing up in stall

see, that's why they actually have urinals.

lick bottom of shoes

You do and you're going to find Mr. Johnson and Mr. Murphy. They're not going to like the tongue action.

christmas cards for dad and partner

Crap, I wrote you all these long-ass personalized holdiay letters. You find me cards like this.

demographics for almond joy

and yet you don't care about Mounds?

parakeet gender identification

just lift up the feathers. It should be simple enough.

gay enema expulsion
for the homosexual who has everything.

Tune in again next week as I try to link people here who are looking for Lindsay Lohan naked. (Not really, but that my friends, is how you totally boost up your ratings for the holday season.)

Key Word Search

I love this feature of stat counter. It makes me laugh not only on what people search for, but that they also get connected into my blog using specific phrases.

Lots of traffic has come through the site due to my hot pepper incident, but this week's winner is definitely Leather Tag Team Dads.

I can only guess what they were looking for, but I'm happy it wasn't on my site.

Recent Keyword Activity (from Bloglines)

Should it bother me that someone was searching for "lindsay lohan without underclothes" and came across my blog?

Or should it bother me more that by typing that exact phrase, Goggle ranks me 7th.

I have mentioned before that I'm gay, right?

OK, just checking.