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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Love Is...

I came downstairs this morning and woke Larry at 6:00. I had class today so I had to help him with breakfast and exercises before leaving at 7:30.

ME: Wake up, babe.
HIM: Good morning. Happy Anniversary.
(He knew this after I corrected him yesterday that it wasn't our anniversary that morning.)
ME: Thanks. you too.

(Pause)

HIM: Did you get me anything?
ME: I emptied the piss bucket next to your walker, how's that?
HIM: Ummmm...okay I guess. I'm sorry I couldn't get you anything.
ME: That's okay; I took one of your Percoset last night. Consider us even.

Happy 17th! May we have the gift of prescription drugs only once.

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10 Comments:

At 8:00 PM, Blogger Mrs. Chili said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Happy anniversary, you two, and many, many more.

love,

Chili

 
At 9:02 PM, Anonymous Steven@Green Dads said...

Happy Anniversary!

 
At 10:03 PM, Blogger Bacchus said...

hooo hooo Who needs Tiffany's blue box when you can get that special gift from a brown bottle!

Happy Anniversary Guys!!

 
At 10:12 PM, Anonymous rich said...

17 years is tremendous. Congrats, amigo.

 
At 8:05 PM, Blogger Papa Bradstein said...

You kids are so cute. We have to get together when we're back from Vermont.

 
At 9:24 AM, Blogger Kelly O said...

HA! Awesome.

Happy anniversary!

 
At 2:19 PM, Blogger Darren said...

Nice. Happy anniversary.

 
At 7:39 PM, Blogger Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Both gifts are wonderful.

HAppy anniversary.

 
At 2:33 AM, Anonymous Mitch McDad said...

Hey buddy. Happy anniversary. Ours was the 26th, and about as exciting as yours sounded.

Though, we did do dinner and a play the weekend before. I hope you guys did more than empty piss buckets and take painkillers.

 
At 9:53 AM, OpenID postulatesandpasttimes said...

Only one? HA HA HA!

 

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