Love Is...
I came downstairs this morning and woke Larry at 6:00. I had class today so I had to help him with breakfast and exercises before leaving at 7:30.
ME: Wake up, babe.
HIM: Good morning. Happy Anniversary.
(He knew this after I corrected him yesterday that it wasn't our anniversary that morning.)
ME: Thanks. you too.
(Pause)
HIM: Did you get me anything?
ME: I emptied the piss bucket next to your walker, how's that?
HIM: Ummmm...okay I guess. I'm sorry I couldn't get you anything.
ME: That's okay; I took one of your Percoset last night. Consider us even.
Happy 17th! May we have the gift of prescription drugs only once.
ME: Wake up, babe.
HIM: Good morning. Happy Anniversary.
(He knew this after I corrected him yesterday that it wasn't our anniversary that morning.)
ME: Thanks. you too.
(Pause)
HIM: Did you get me anything?
ME: I emptied the piss bucket next to your walker, how's that?
HIM: Ummmm...okay I guess. I'm sorry I couldn't get you anything.
ME: That's okay; I took one of your Percoset last night. Consider us even.
Happy 17th! May we have the gift of prescription drugs only once.
Labels: Anniversaries, Larry
posted by Steve at
6:20:00 PM
10 Comments:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Happy anniversary, you two, and many, many more.
love,
Chili
Happy Anniversary!
hooo hooo Who needs Tiffany's blue box when you can get that special gift from a brown bottle!
Happy Anniversary Guys!!
17 years is tremendous. Congrats, amigo.
You kids are so cute. We have to get together when we're back from Vermont.
HA! Awesome.
Happy anniversary!
Nice. Happy anniversary.
Both gifts are wonderful.
HAppy anniversary.
Hey buddy. Happy anniversary. Ours was the 26th, and about as exciting as yours sounded.
Though, we did do dinner and a play the weekend before. I hope you guys did more than empty piss buckets and take painkillers.
Only one? HA HA HA!
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